The Culinary Enthusiast's Version of Twilight: Book 2
Ellie
Edward: I love you, cake.
The cake: ...
Edward: But for my own good, and yours, I must leave you. Farewell, cake!
The cake: ...
Edward leaves to do... well, something. Meanwhile, the entire population of Forks is STILL OBSESSED WITH THE CAKE.
Jacob: Now that Edward's gone, I can take up Stalking the Cake Duties 3!
During this time, the cake falls off a table, but defies Murphy's Law and doesn't get smushed.
Alice: I heard that your cake fell off a table.
Edward: NOOOO!!!! If the cake is gone, I must be, too!
Alice finds out the cake is actually OK, retrieves it from Charlie, and finds Edward.
Alice: DON'T DIE!!! See, the Cake is OK!!!!
Edward: I'll never leave you again, Cake!
The cake: ...
