The Culinary Enthusiast's Version of Twilight: Book 4
Ellie
Alice decorates the cake, and Charlie gives it to Edward because he's TIRED OF PEOPLE BREAKING INTO HIS HOUSE TO STALK THE CAKE.
Jacob: ... I still want the cake.
Edward: If I eat part of the cake, then no one can take it from me!
Edward eats some of the cake.
Jacob: YOU RUINED IT!!!
Edward: But I made you this other cake! See? It's just for you!
Jacob: Oh, thanks, man.
Evil people: Jacob, where did you get that cake?
Edward: I made it for him. See? Here's the recipe.
Alice: It's very similar to this other cake from South America.
Evil People: Right, off you go, then.
Edward: I love you, cake!
Jacob: I love you, other cake!
The cakes: ...
Charlie: SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS GOING ON???
