The Board Game Quiz!

You've played them. You grew up with them. So now, which one are you? Find out here!

  1. Someone invites you to a Febtoberfest party. What do you say?
    "That's not a word!"
    "Cool."
    "What's it gonna cost me?"
    "Will there be candy?"
    "I could wear a costume!"
    "You know, I should look up the history and origins of Febtoberfest..."
    "How can I go when I'm in so much pain?"
    "(If I go, I'll have to deal with a lot of people. But if I don't go, people will think I hate them. Also, I'd miss out on a good time. But what if it's not a good time? Will people think I hate them anyway? What time do I have to wake up tomorrow? Wait a second--is Febtoberfest even a real holiday?)"
    "Everything is going according to plan."
    Nothing--you can't express yourself with words.

  2. Later that night, what are you doing at the Febtoberfest party?
    Making everybody guess who you are.
    Talking about books. Or maybe just reading a book.
    Having intellectual discussions.
    Sitting in the corner, sketching something on a napkin.
    Being really cute.
    Whining and complaining.
    Arguing with people.
    Running an illegal gambling ring in the back.
    Planning your attack.
    Nothing much. Just hanging out.

  3. At the Febtoberfest party, someone falls off a table and gets hurt. What do you do?
    Offer him some comforting words.
    Offer him some cake.
    Write a poem or paint a picture to express the man's anguish.
    Look for someone who could have pushed him.
    Ensure that you won't be held liable for any damages.
    Help him up.
    Construct an elaborate machine to help the man off the floor.
    Rattle off a statistic about accidents involving tables.
    Smile. You've been trying to push him off that table all night.
    Tell him his arm is broken. You know these things.

  4. What's your most attractive quality?
    You're mysterious and fun.
    You have a way with words.
    You're artistic.
    You're rich.
    You're SOOOO CUTE!
    Anything, you know, it's all cool, man.
    You're complex.
    You have a superior intellect.
    You can do anything. Anything! Ha ha ha haa!
    You have a lot of angst.

  5. Would you describe yourself as highly ambitious?
    Yes
    No

  6. Are you more creative or analytical?
    Creative
    Analytical

  7. Do you have a better sense of humor than most?
    Yes.
    Not better than most, but I still have a sense of humor.
    No. I'm rather serious.

  8. Pick a college major:
    English
    Art
    Sociology
    Ice cream!
    Criminology or Psychology
    Business or Economics
    Philosophy or Classics
    Political Science or History
    Engineering
    Pre-Med

  9. Pick the word or phrase with the closest meaning to "friend":
    Acquaintance, companion, comrade, confidant...
    Partner in crime
    Client
    Bud
    Equal
    Ally
    Playmate
    LiveJournal
    Therapist
    I can't pick one word! "Friend" is such a complex term! And furthermore...

  10. What's one thing you hope to accomplish in your lifetime?
    Get a job, maybe, I don't know, man
    Solve a mystery
    Invent something
    Become insanely wealthy
    Become a famous writer
    Become a famous painter
    Win a Nobel Prize
    Smile as much as I possibly can
    Take over the world
    Fix everything that's wrong with me


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