Which Cartoon Stereotype Are You?

If you watch enough kids shows like I do, you'll notice that a few characters keep popping up over and over again: the brain, the brawn, the leader... You might be wonering, "If I were on a superhero team, which character type would I be?" If you're wondering that, then you're in luck! This quiz will let you find out for sure! So put on your superhero boots, grab your cape, and take the quiz!

  1. Of this short list of jobs, what would you most likely be doing?
    CEO of a large corporation
    Programming computers
    Casino Bouncer, professional wrestler, or anything else that lets you hit people
    Sexy model
    Philosopher
    Environmentalist
    Comedian or late-nite talk show host
    Holding a "Will work for food" sign
    Anna Nicole Smith

  2. What's your battle cry?
    Your vile deeds have come to an end! I shall smite thee with justice!
    WOW! Guys, that's the new RX-88 destroyer robot! It can shoot twice as many bullets at us thanks to it's unique ammo-loading system.
    Alright, team, remember our formations...
    I WILL SMASH YOU INTO LITTLE BITS, RAAH!
    Oh, uh, I was looking for the snack bar, sorry.
    Yeah, your mom.
    (futile screaming)
    Your rash attacks will be your undoing.
    Look out ladies, here I come!

  3. Do you have a sense of humor?
    Yes
    Yes, but nobody else seems to think so
    No

  4. What's your favorite type of movie?
    Action, explosions, violence
    A sharp, witty comedy
    A cartoon or something silly
    Anything I can see with a hot date
    Home videos or something embarassing
    Drama--something that moves me
    Sci-fi
    Kung-Fu
    A documentary--it has a higher value than entertainment

  5. Which actor/actress would play you in a movie?
    Patrick Stewart/someone wise and sage
    Bruce Willis/Angelina Jolie
    Guy Pearce/Carrie-Ann Moss
    Matthew Perry/Michelle Pfeifer
    Matthew Lillard/Drew Barrymore
    Owen Wilson/Sandra Bullock
    Tobey Maguire/Allyson Hannigan
    Brad Pitt/Heather Graham
    Elijah Wood/Reese Witherspoon

  6. You and your friends get stuck on a deserted island. What are you saying?
    "Hey, I saw an episode of Gilligan's Island like this, once!"
    "I estimate we're within 30 miles of the equator, so the sun's going to be intense. But the vegetation! Oh, I've never seen a palm tree in its natural environment!"
    "Urrgh! This is going to throw off our whole plan! We're SUPPOSED to be in New York, right now."
    "Getting upset won't change anything. We have to be focused and calm if any good is going to come out of this."
    "Let's just beat up the natives and take their canoes."
    "Calm down! There's got to be a way off this island. Let's make a plan."
    "I'm going to wander off again... Alone... I hope I don't get captured..."
    "Like, where's the snack bar? I'm starved!"
    "Hey, check out the natives... They're pretty hot."

  7. You're still on the deserted island. You've been there a few days. What are you doing?
    Delegating tasks to build a boat and store up food for the trip back.
    Looking for food.
    Fighting with everyone.
    Hiding in trees and dropping coconuts on anyone that walks under them.
    Taking a nature walk. And taking notes while you do it.
    Sulking.
    Getting slapped by one of the natives.
    Getting attacked by tigers.
    Making sure everyone is doing okay.

  8. What kind of music do you listen to?
    Classical
    New Age
    Really depressing music
    Hardcore or heavy metal
    Punk or classic rock
    Barry White or Marvin Gaye
    Ridiculous 70s or 80s songs
    Whatever's on the radio
    I don't listen to music

  9. If you had to define yourself by one of these areas of study, which would it be?
    Business
    Math
    English
    Psychology
    Science
    Physical Education
    Romance
    Recess
    Don't know... doesn't matter, really.

  10. What's your super power?
    Picking up chicks
    Cat-like reflexes
    Dumb luck
    Talking to fish
    Motivating others
    Being one with myself
    Being really, really smart
    Planning everything to the last detail
    Kicking @$$!!

  11. What's your job on the superhero team?
    Picking up chicks
    Leading the attack!
    Working out complex equations
    Giving guidance
    I don't care, as long as I get to smash things
    Getting donuts
    Getting your mom donuts, fool
    I don't know... I didn't even know this was a superhero team until this morning
    Keeping others on track! I can't believe you're wasting time with questions like this!

  12. What TV show do you find yourself watching the most?
    Fox News
    CSPAN
    Some sort of cartoon
    Temptation Island
    Survivor! That's the best show ever!
    Mystery Science Theater 3000
    Jackass, on MTV
    The Daily Show, or some other late-night talk show
    (I don't watch television.)

  13. Would you consider yourself a courageous person?
    Yes, definitely.
    Yes, when I have to be.
    No, not at all.

  14. What's your motto?
    The harder you work, the harder you work.
    The course of true love never did run smooth.
    I have a lot of hostility.
    You're either part of the solution or you're part of the problem.
    Life isn't a matter of chance; it's a matter of choice.
    Our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world as in being able to remake ourselves.
    Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way.
    Never offend someone with style when you can offend them with substance.
    Dig your own grave and save!


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