Are You a Pirate or a Ninja?

The battle of coolness between pirates and ninjas has been raging for years now, and no definite end is in sight. This quiz will do nothing to end that war. It may, however, help you determine which side you stand on. Will you embrace discipline, honor, and the Code of the Ninja, or will you pillage and plunder coastal cities to your heart's content?



  1. A man attacks you. What do you do?
    Use your sword to gut him.
    Take his wallet. Then use your sword to gut him.

  2. Which of the following basic phoenetic sounds appeals most to you?
    Arr
    Hi-ya

  3. Do you have a sense of humor?
    Yes
    No

  4. What's your favorite type of movie?
    A pirate movie
    A ninja movie

  5. What sets you apart from your enemies?
    Honor
    An eyepatch

  6. Are you a loner?
    Yes
    No

  7. You're in a boring business meeting and want to get out. What do you do?
    Tell a clever lie
    Sneak out through the window

  8. Have you ever downloaded music or other media from the Internet illegally?
    Yes
    No

  9. Have you ever been to entertheninja.com?
    Yes
    No

  10. Do you like to work hard for long periods of time to get what you want?
    Yes
    No

  11. Which of the following two animals would you say is the most like you?



    The first one
    The second one

  12. Do you like killing things?
    Yes
    Yes


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