Staff

Brandon g
El Queso Grande, con Satire


Top Five Guitar Chords

  1. C#m9
  2. Esus2
  3. Dsus/F#
  4. Gadd9
  5. C7

Brandon started this whole mess—his site was originally called Pulpexplosion, and he registered this domain. "Uptight" very nearly defines the opposite of Brandon, and he loves satire, sarcasm, and sardonia. He also really likes Minesweeper and Dance Dance Revolution.


Becky
Writer, tea-drinker, amateur web geek


Top Five Spices

  1. Ginger
  2. Basil
  3. Clove
  4. Rosemary
  5. Thyme

Becky joined Pulpexplosion in 2003 when Brandon offered her free web space. She writes some, likes obscure indie bands, and knows a lot about Shakespeare and early American literature. She suspects your computer problem is due to user error. Make sure it's plugged in before getting in touch.


Anne
Surprisingly intelligent for a University student


Top Five Types of Pie

  1. Burbon Pecan
  2. Pumpkin
  3. Apple
  4. Cherry
  5. Hawaiian

Anne doesn't really have a site at Pulpexplosion, though she is a fan of the band Pulp, and of explosions. She is a fan of all (or at least most) things British. She loves music (which is good because she's a music major), poetry, sarcasm, bad puns, good friends and pop culture. She probably likes you. But not in that way.


Lauren


Top Five Letters

  1. D
  2. M
  3. L
  4. S
  5. G

Lauren is not very exciting (because she's not really British). She likes to read, write, and draw. She doesn't watch television because of her theory that books are better, which she claims to be proven through her exciting life of reading over pop-culture's sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Lauren has friends that other people can see sometimes, and generally avoids large crowds of people due to their television smell. She will be sitting in her room reading, writing, or drawing as you read this.

Mathilda


Top Five Words

  1. Leverage
  2. Dowager
  3. Loins
  4. Feckless
  5. Marinate

Mathilda likes to use her spare time to read and write, and occasionally commit horrendous acts of horticultural violence. She wants to go to clown college and that's not a joke. Mirrors tend to distract her easily. According to the dictionary, Mathilda is a person with a sixth sense for detecting goblins. She is now accepting applications for her impressive entourage. She also probably knows more about the Internet than you ever will.

Ellie
The smallest novelist in captivity


Top Five Silly Place Names

  1. Mushaboom, Canada
  2. Kejimkujik, ME
  3. Virginville, PA
  4. Greasy Corner, AR
  5. Eek, AK

As her title suggests, Ellie is extremely small and writes novels. They are as yet unpublished, but this could change depending on agents, how fast she edits, or the phases of the moon. During her free time, of which she has precious little, she manages to be a full-time student. Ellie has designed her own major in writing, digital art, theatre, education, and biological anthropology, and will probably wind up living in a box.